when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.

From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.

Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.

like one night ago i watched the new one piece episode and felt so old crazy men yaoi pilled that i deliriously drew this idk if it's really worth posting so i might delete later

napping guild

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I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

Buggy, who was an angsty teen but learned to channel his emotions into comedy, at any slight inconvenience: Welp, guess I’m gonna end myself.

Rayleigh, who had seen the horrors of war and is tired of panicking over Buggy’s weird antics: there is bleach under the sink.

Gaban, who also saw the horrors of war and finds twisted joy during them making him love dark humor especially Buggy’s: Nah, Using a rope will be more dramatic and flashy.

Shanks, who doesn’t like to waste any chance to tease Buggy or piss him off: don’t be a coward, jumping out of a window will give you more style.

The red Hair pirates:…?????

The Buggy pirates: ???!!!!!?????!!!

The rest of the cross guild, Who just don’t care: Do a flip.

Nobody asked for it but I'm still gonna a post it.

CROSS GUILD SWAP

(The personality change will coincide with the role switch.)

Before we can divulged what consists of these new worlds, I want to go over the thought process.

(OG)

Who is Fame? Buggy = clown = circus

Who is Power? Mihawk = swordsman = gothic

Who is Wealth? Crocodile = kingpin = black market

Ergo, the wing of fame has to follow the circus theme, the wing of power with the gothic themes (more specifically, horror monsters ~based on the vampire allegations~), and the wing of Wealth following the theme of crime.

Got it?

✨️Good.✨️

[Shuffle 1]

Fame = Falcon (sword swallower)

Power = Caiman (huntsman)

Wealth = Bertram D. Payaso (white collar crime)

Falcon is a man, who grew to survive the horrors that comes from sailing across the 4 blues, and lives to find the next thrill. He found it in a circus after his family was disbanded. Seeing people soar across the air and even swallowing blades, he made a promise to himself to never let his life be boring again.

Atop of being a pirate, he relishes in the thrills that come with his death defying plummets as an acrobat and his confounding appetite as a sword swallower. (Yoru is his favorite one to use for shows)

Caiman, whom may be regarded as a mercenary, is better known as The Huntsman. A silent stalker of his targets. Uses his sand logia to not only sharpen his weapons to a deadly point, but uses it to sneak up his prey at close range.

Despite his title, he's an avid protector of endangered animals, wanis being his focus. Has a clear disdain for poachers. Yet he's also a collector of paintings.

Bertram D. Payaso is a man who's quite unassuming in the eyes of the WG. And yet, this man who's missing an eye, and big red nose made Impel Down fall into bankruptcy. Took 5 years for the facility to get back on it's feet. Who knew the face of white collar crime had a frill collar?

[Shuffle 2]

Fame = Gator (beast tamer)

Power = Bugwin (apothecary)

Wealth = Baron Vulture (magnate)

Early in his career, Mister Gator got tossed in a beast infested moat, many thought he was dead meat. Bur picture the shock of the townsfolk when they spotted Gator riding on the back of the largest beast in it's waters. They thought he was a master.

In truth? He simply had the knack that all creatures felt safe in his presence and inexplicably followed his command without hesitation. (*coff coff- disney princess syndrome.*) From this experience it birthed the myth of Mister Gator being the beast tamer of hell.

No one truly knows the past of Bugwin D. Oleander. For he is an enigma. Some believe he came from a prestigious family whom befell a tragedy. Others say he grabbed the helm of his destiny and steered it to a life of his choosing. But what can be said is his deadly precision with knives, his passion for poisons, and his peculiar devil fruit.

A bladesmith who is impervious to cuts and is building a tolerance to poisons? He is what haunts the World Government's nightmares.

The self appointed Baron of Kuriagana, whose populace disappeared almost overnight. Is so distrustful of people mismanaging his estate, he entrusts it with the humandrills. Whom pove to be more competent than humans.

Have a problem with his ruling? Negotiate with his blade. But do not worry, he doesn't bite.... much.